Liam Brudenell

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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the power to fly for a second

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!