Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to smell poop

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!