The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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the power to fart every time you blink

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!