The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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the power to vote

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The ability to smell colors.

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the power to control urine

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!