- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

The power to bleed on command

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

the ability to walk through your clothes

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

The power to stick your head up your ass

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

The ability to become shit forever.

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

The power to let someone control your dick

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

The power drown in water

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The ability to go forward in time at will.

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

Pointless Super Powers