to be shitty

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to die when you die

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The ability to be raped.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to stop existing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!