The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to like any show

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to die.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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the power to vote

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!