The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to die at will

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to eat food.

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A healing punch

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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the power of being yourself

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!