The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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the power to see when the lights are on

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to exist

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to be dead

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!