The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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Lactokinesis

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!