The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to die at will.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The ability to not be Batman

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!