The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!