- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

the power to turn into amy rose

The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

The power to let someone control your dick

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

Walk on water, swim in land!

the power to have the remote come to you.

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

The power to speak with death people..

You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The ability to breath under lava

The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

The power to die when you change emotions

The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

X ray vision on chairs

Pointless Super Powers