The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!