The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to live.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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the ability to post here

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!