power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to die.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!