The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to live.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!