- Pointless Super Powers

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

The ability to lactate air.

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

the power to sh*t brix at will!

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth