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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.
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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.
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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!
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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...
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The ability to teach someone how to blink.
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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...
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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.
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the power to sh*t brix at will!
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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison
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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond
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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth
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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card
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the power to seduce hats
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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot
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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?
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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.
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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.
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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is
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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground
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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.
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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.
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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.
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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.
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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!