The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to die

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to die

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to like any show

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!