The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!