The power to control dodos

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!