The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to lose the remote.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to fall up.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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the power to die at will

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!