The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to shit in your eye

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!