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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.
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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)
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the power to die at will
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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.
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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds
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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT
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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup
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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...
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the power to see the things that are happening right
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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.
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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)
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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.
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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again
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The power to make a small hamster yawn.
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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles
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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...
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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)
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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.
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the power to finish an all you can eat
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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...
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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty
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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down
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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!