The power to be a normal human

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!