The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to cry acid tears

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to see John Cena.

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the power of words

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to catch em all

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!