The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to become a carrot.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to not exist.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to die

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!