The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!