the ability to grow your nails at will.

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the power to be wrong

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The power to be powerless

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to like this power

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to control sloths

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They power to be able to make meth.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!