The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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the power to fail at everything you

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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captain obvious

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to stay a virgin

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!