The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to be born again

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!