The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The capability to draw penises very well

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!