- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

the power to be permanently unconfortable.

The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

The power to communicate with dandelions.

The power to see what's behind you.

The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

The power to only make burnt toast

To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

The power to be born again

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

the ability to lick your own anus

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The power to get your comment 1st

The power of reading your own mind.

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

Pointless Super Powers