The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!