The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to bleed

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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the power to control urine

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!