The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to dance really well

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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to make asians smart

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to bleed

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!