power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to speak brail.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the ability to type slower.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to kill yourself

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The ability to become shit forever.

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!