The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!