- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shape shift into water

The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

the power to create bad superpowers

The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

The power to speak in braille...

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The power to plank

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

the power to do two suicide bombings

Pointless Super Powers