The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to understand math.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!