The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to attract bullets.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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A healing punch

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to see what's behind you.

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power to eat through your but

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!