the power to float one atom above the ground

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!