The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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A healing punch

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!