The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power to turn into nothing.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to read your own mind!

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to see air

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!