The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to see air

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to fall up.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!