the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to kill yourself

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to die

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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to make asians smart

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to bleed

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!