The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!