The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to only drink liquids

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!