The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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Immunity to medication

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The power to get rid of feminism

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the super power to remove your super power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!