the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to set money on fire

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!