To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to die

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!