The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to die at will

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to read your own mind.

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to make asians smart

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The power to not be funny

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to bleed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!