The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to have no power.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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See through invisible people

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to fall up.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!