The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to fart upon command.

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See through invisible people

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!