the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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the power to fail

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!