the power to make glass clear

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to die.

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the power to commit crime.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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Feeling people's depression.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power of reading your own mind.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The ability to smell colors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!