the power to have an idea..

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to come second in any race

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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power to fly only in the plane

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!