the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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Taekwondo

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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the power to make glass clear

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!