The ability to fart pee.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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the power to do one push-up

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!